Where are you going to be set up next? Those on our mailing list are always the first to know! But you can always click HERE to view our schedule page.
What comes on the Excaliburger? Lettuce, Tomato, Pounders Pickles, Grilled Onions, Sauce, Cheese, Bacon, Burnt Bun.
The bacon comes standard!? Yes, boo. Under normal circumstances bacon and cheese are standard. (America. That's why.)
How much is the Excaliburger? Excaliburgers are $10. Very soon they will be much cheaper.
Do you ever do fancy burgers? No. I do one thing - simplicity allows me to focus. Focus is what a lazer does. Do not look me in the eye.
Can you hold the pickles? No.
But I don't like vegetables. You ain't gonna like Excaliburger.
What if I'm allergic. Of course I'll work with allergies.
Will you hold the bacon for religious purposes. Yeah for sure!
What's in the sauce? The sauce was created by a round table of 13 who all secretly pitched in an ingredient. It took 27 rounds of absolutely terrible sauce to get to 28 - but there perfection was found. No single person shall ever fully know what is in the sauce.
That scares me. Can I leave the sauce off? We do have a secret menu item called the "Kids Burger" and it comes with meat, cheese, bread, and optional sauce, bacon, and sautéed onions. Otherwise it is what it is.
I saw someone with Avocado on their burger and another person with egg. That person has an Excaliburger tattoo. They have more options than you.
What if I want an Excaliburger tattoo? Ummmm.. Let's talk. DM me.
Where do you go? Nowhere. I am stationary now.
Can you come to my private event? Negative.
Can I have a private event at Excaliburger? Maybe. Email Boom Dickson to talk about it. firstname.lastname@example.org
Can I order Excaliburgers for to-go catering? Maybe. Email Boom Dickson to talk about it. email@example.com
Will you do my wedding? Maybe! We only do one wedding a year and 2021 is already claimed. Send an Email to firstname.lastname@example.org detailing WHO is getting married WHERE in 2022 and WHY it should be the one wedding we do all year long.